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Lame Band Names
Through out the history of music and right up to this day there are just some bands with terribly lame band names. And now I'm not talking names like "Anal Cunt", "Limp Bizkit" or even "Filter", but bands with a serious lack of imagination...
The Music
Worst band name EVER.
Red
A
One letter names are lame and the worst one has to be 'A'
All
ALL. That's all that they could come up with?
:(
A sad smiley, how original... But also terribly lame.
Yes
No, just no!
Air
AZ
The first and last letter in the english alphabet, how fucking clever.
Berlin
To name your band after a city/country is just lame and even worse if you are not ever from the city in question.
Total
Total? What is total? Besides the band name being totally lame?
Truly
Truly a fucking lame band name
Two
Would have passed the 'lame name' stamp if they used the alternative spelling of '2wo'
Train
If it was "The Train(s)" it would have passed as 'ok', but come on 'Train', how boring is that?
X
Yeah, letter 'X' is pretty cool, but not on it's own...
Trio
Three boys form a band and becomes 'Trio'... Obviously...
I
I'm sure I don't have to explain why I don't like this band name.
June
Rain
Boring, and the worst thing about it is that there are several bands with that name.
The Sounds
Almost as bad as 'The Music'
Self
Self explanatory
Soon
Kansas
Named after a state, really boring, but at least it was a state that the band is from (see 'Berlin' comment)
Stars
Head
Ok nickname for a guy in a band, but as a solo artist name, not that good.
Heart
Very gay and silly
HIM
Yeah, I know what it stands for, but the problem is you still don't say the name like H.I.M. - no, you still say it as him, and that is lame.
Thursday
I guess the other days of the week were already taken...
The Band
Brand New
Brand New What? What is brand new?
3 comments on this list
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Lucid Dreams added 09/21/2008, 07:28 AM
: ( I didnt think you could actually name your band like that. My band name is going to be !?
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MurderCapital added 09/21/2008, 07:32 AM
But there already is a band called !!!, you know?
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Lucid Dreams added 10/02/2008, 02:26 PM
UGH those bastards stole my idea, hmmmm then I'll go with @#$
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