Well I've seen Black Flag and I've seen the Germs
And I've jammed with G.G. too
Even opened up for the Ramones
But it just ain't any use
She don't care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike
It's all suck frightful tripe to her

Tamara is a punk, so you better not knock her
Tamara is a punk, she's a real punk rocker
Tamara is a punk and I wish she was my girl

I've been in Rolling Stone
Not to bitch and moan
But she's simple not impressed
I'm not as punk as fuck to her
But I'm friends with MTX
She don't care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike
It's all suck frightful trip, to her

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She's the coolest of the cool
She's the toughest of the tough
She's the grooviest punk rock girl
She's the queen of the scene in the neighborhood
And she's got my heart in a whirl
And we'll never kiss in the Elvis Room
'Cause she doesn't like me like that
Not her and me - she's too cool for that scene

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