Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berzerk

Well, you left me anyhow
and every day got worse and worse
and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.

And they're coming to take me away (ha ha)
They're coming to take me away
(ho ho he he ha ha)

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice gorillas in white coats
And they're coming to take me away (ha ha)

You thought it was joke
and so you laughed
when I had said that losing you
would make me flip my lid, right

You know you laughed
I heard you laugh
you laughed and laughed
and then you left
but now you know
I'm utterly mad

And They're coming to take me away (ha ha)
They're coming to take me away
(ho ho he he ha ha)

To the happy home, with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away (ha ha)

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
so this is how you paid me back
for all my kind and selfish loving deeds, Huh

Well you just wait they'll find you yet
and when they do they'll put you in
the ASPCA you mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away (ha ha)
They're coming to take me away
(ho ho he he ha ha)

To the funny farm
where life is beautiful all the time
and I'll be happy to see those
Nice men in their white coats
They're coming to take me away (ha ha)

And They're coming to take me away (ha ha)
They're coming to take me away
(ho ho he he ha ha)

To the happy home with trees and flowers
And chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away (ha ha)

Your home, the one the bank foreclosed
You cried to me Monagamy's
The way we both must live
Or you'll feel hurt

But, I see, I see
There's someone new
Your anxious poly-pure-bred coat
Was even gone at our place
While I paid the rent, thanks

And They're coming to take me away (ha ha)
They're coming to take me away
(ho ho he he ha ha)

To the loony bin with all you can eat
Perscription drugs like torizine
And lithium, and electric shock eels
They're coming to take me away (ha ha)