I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee.
When a thought popped into my brain.
If all of us hated high school so much,
why was nothing ever changed?
So I called Brian up with my plan that's red hot.
We got a private institution in the name of punk rock.
We got some government funding
and our own private road and 666 for our radio snow code.

I had a dream when I was in high school
that I attended the Punk Rock Academy.
I had a dream when I was in high school
that I attended the Punk Rock Academy.

Chris Jensen's teaching science when he's still running mountain.
We fired the guy from Bad Religion cuz he sold punk rock out.
And we'll give the dirty punks a dip and get rid of all their fleas.
And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC.

I had a dream when I was in high school
that I attended the Punk Rock Academy.
I had a dream when I was in high school
that I had the Punk Rock Academy and no one made fun of me.

At the Punk Rock Academy
where all the students they're diagnosed with ADD.

Take me home tonight, I don't wanna let you go 'till the feelin's right.
Take me home tonight, I don't wanna tel you go 'till the feelin's right.
[Continue until the end of the 3rd verse]

We will import a Token jock and we will
kick his Token ass.
And there will never ever be a physical education class.
Think about it, you'll agree, it's the bizzity bizzity bomb.
And maybe we can get Assuck to
play the senior prom.

I had a dream when I was in high school
that I attended the Punk Rock Academy.
I had a dream when I was in high school
that I had the Punk Rock Academy and no one made fun of me.