In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,
there's nothing to do, except kill each other,
and play guitars in the snow

excluding the scary paper make-up that they wear,
they resemble ink and dagger, if ink and dagger had long hair

they're pretty evil, and they do not like god,
I don't care if they burn down churches,
but they'd better not fuckin' touch the synagogue

I befriended them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

they have names like Igor, Helthor, Angor,
but then again, it's not exactly like "In Living Color",
I kinda hope they move here,
so I don't have to pay import prices,
but I'm kinda afraid that they'll move near me,
because, they're not nice

I befriended them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

come on, Eileen