I got a problem with your pasty skin,
And I don't know where to begin.
One million mother fucker in the US of A
With the bad farmer's tan, and the varicose veins

I got fifty dollars down on a visit a week
I got fifty dollars down on le sheik, I may freak
So put your money in your pockets
And your panties in a bunch
Do some ab crunches
Pack a bag lunch

Tanning booth, tanning booth!
You're my best best friend
In the whole wide world
Tanning booth!
[6x]

Hey Shelly
AJ Hal-9000's on the phone
[x3]

You better get that phone, better get that phone

Hey Shelly
AJ Hal-9000's on the phone
Ba-dap-dow-dow-dow-dowp...