We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on main street
Cause we like living right and being free

We don't make a party out of lovin
We like holdin hands and pitchin woo (?)
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

And I'm proud to be an Oaky from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightening is still the biggest thrill of all

Rubber boots are still in style for men with footwear
Jeans and Roman sandals won't be seen
Fotball is still the roughest thing on campus
And kids here still respect the college dean

And I'm proud to be an Oaky from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightening is still the biggest thrill of all

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on main street
Cause we like living right and being free

And I'm proud to be an Oaky from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
And white lightening is still the biggest thrill of all

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, by golly
In Muskogee Oklahoma U.S.A.