Let's stomp uptown to the titty bar
And quaff ale from a woman's shoe
Let's giggle at the jiggle
Rompin stageside boys
Till our nutbags are turning blue
We crave silicone felons
The size of our heads
Spike heels, bitch squeals, and the barman Ted'll
Keep the cold one comin till we flop drunk dead
Titty bar, Titty bar always know just where you are
Vunderbar superstars jammin cod up on the bar
We crave silicone felons
The size of our heads
Spike heels, bitch squeals, and the barman Ted'll
Keep the cold one comin till we flop drunk dead
Let's lay on out back, with green sawbucks
Rolled and clenched in our fuzzy teeth
And gaze as the def pussy hovers low
Till those flappin lips are theifs
So what if we blow all of our pay
On some booze and broads the American way
Well if you don't crave then you gotta be gay
Titty bar, Titty bar always know just where you are
Vunderbar superstars jammin cod up on the bar
So what if we blow all of our pay
On some booze and broads the American way
Well if you don't crave then you gotta be gay
VIP's like VEE (that's me) get to
Hang with the girls backstage
We'll share a bone, I'll heft some orbs
Till my bratwurst's blood enraged
I'll play Russian Roulette with the
Head of my dick
If I can talk a stacked stripper
Into turning a trick
Ya most fork a "C" but not BIG VEE
Titty bar, Titty bar always know just where you are
Vunderbar superstars jammin cod up on the bar
I'll play Russian Roulette with the
Head of my dick
If I can talk a stacked stripper
Into turning a trick
Ya most fork a "C" but not me
A-WAMMA-GAMMA-HEMAGLOBIN' GLAD BAG BOOM!
Take me to silicone city...
I gotta grope jug tittys...
I'm back in Silicone city
Just give me silicone...