I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter

Hostess Ding Dong
Wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison
Proceded to ping my pong

Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddy whack
And give your dog a bone, baby

Knick knack paddy whack
And give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head
To some french bread
It was a four course orgy
On the spread of my bed

French kissin' french fries
In my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration
With a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf
Smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns
And and then give it the gas

Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it
Like a Chicken McNugget

Colonel Sanders wants to
Goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost
With that Kentucky fried juice

Sooper doop poop scoop
loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop
top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze
From the skeez disease, wooi

Take a dump, baby
Squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey
Make it brown and runny

Give a little Flavor Flav
Back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast
Pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack
Jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack
Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow
On the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni
Slop your face with my bologna

Squeeze me macaroni
Slop your face with my bologna

Squeeze me macaroni
Slop your face with my bologna

Squeeze me macaroni
Slop your face with my

You gotta syphon the spinach
You gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs
And a meal is born

Cookin' like a beginner
But I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch
I'm havin' bush for dinner

Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews
In their rears like queers

Holy moly, guacamole
Said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli
On the Pillsbury Dough Boy

Knick knack paddy whack
And give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie
We came to pottie down your throat