Home I'm drunk and right now I'm so in love with you And I don't want to think too much About what we should or shouldn't do Lay my hands on heaven and the sun And the moon and the stars While the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car... Nine Inch Nails - The Only Time Home
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[Mickey Avalon]
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

[Andre Legacy]
My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar doo
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

[Andre Legacy]
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

[Chorus x2]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function

[Andre Legacy]
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick- good, good loving
Your dick- good for nothing

[Andre Legacy]
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines

[Andre Legacy]
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

[Andre Legacy]
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up

[Dirt Nasty]
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

[Mickey Avalon]
My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless

[Andre Legacy]
My dick- 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred

[Chorus x2]
Mickey Avalon
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