Saddle up,
It's time to ride!

When I was young and sickly,
Old man Bixley gave me some good advice.
He said, "Son, treat your woman like a horse.
When it comes to love, don't force."

Hold onto this bucking bronco.
I ain't no urban cowboy!

Put on your blinds, it's time to ride.
I'm a one horse man,
Why did that other farmboy ride you?

Your leg is broken, our love is dead. You can't escape!
Here comes a bullet to your soft head. I've got the reigns!
A disloyal horse makes the best dog food.
The Jell-O I ate is made from your hooves!

C'mon baby let's flog this dead horse!