Your girlfriend's head falls off her shoulders
And into the punchbowl
And that sets just about everybody off

And the kids start screaming
Somebody fainted on me
I got ketchup all over my dress

She always looked so beautiful, always looked so beautiful
But she never looked as beautiful as she did tonight
It's such a tragedy that she didn't live to see tonight
She looked so good tonight

Her head rolls out of the punchbowl
And onto the dance floor
And looks at me with her pleading, bleeding eyes

And the fists start flying
All the girls are crying
I would say sorry but I hate to lie

You always look so beautiful, always look so beautiful
But you never looked as beautiful as you did tonight
That oughta make you see that you should've come with me tonight
You look so good tonight