Tonight will be preceded by a few drinks to calm me down
To settle my gut, to work up a smile
Because your bones are shakin', baby
It agitates my nerves

I'm feeling reckless and I feel the need to stress this
I'm stepping out
And I'll do this 'till I'm somebody else

Well, tonight, I'll be a classic work
And like Edgar Allen Poe
I'll die on these streets of Baltimore
As a beggar, john, or buyer
Look, I'm just trying to score

But at least I won't be out alone
I'm with my uncle and his mother
And the rest of my family's history is with me shouting, "HAVE ANOTHER!"
Now I'm taking all the liberties I was too scared to before
I've accepted that we're just chemicals
Now bend over and touch the floor

Plan A: has got a boyfriend but she melts to my touch
Plan B: has got a crush as much as she's got a lust
Plan C: well, god forgive me, but she just lives to fuck
I'll just act like I'm not in control

I'm feeling reckless and I feel the need to stress this
I'm stepping out
And I'll take this, drink think, do this, smoke this
Fuck you while we're somebody else

But at least I won't be out alone
I'm with my uncle and his mother
And the rest of my family's history is with me shouting, "HAVE ANOTHER!"
Now I'm taking all the liberties I was too scared to before
I've accepted that we're just chemicals
Now bend over and touch the floor

Shut up and dance
Ms. sings in her sleep
Ms. moves to my beat
What kind of secrets are we keeping tonight?
Because he's not here and he's not waiting up
How about another spin around the floor?

But at least I won't be out alone
I'm with my uncle and his mother
And the rest of my family's history is with me shouting, "HAVE ANOTHER!"
Now I'm taking all the liberties I was too scared to before
I've accepted that we're just chemicals
Now bend over and touch the floor

Be sure slutting it up cause I know love's not enough
Yeah, I'll be outside the bar...hopes for the back of her car
Cause she's got wandering eyes, but much more curious lips
And I'm still betting every dime
She answers as her skirt slides over her hips