He was one bad mother
a Led Zep replica fiend
playing pentatonic
super-tonic
make all the white girls scream
And as his sideburns grew longer
his girly friends grew fonder
of his style

Practised all day
cause his life depends on winning
high school battle of the bands
He will impress all the chicks
with his new speedy eighties licks
He must play faster and faster
to be a speed g tappin' master
like Steve Vai

Boy boy boy
speed guitar boy
Playin' scales speedy
just like Eddie V.

I heard once about his room
Across the wall posters are strewn
flaunting all the album titles
of his favorite hard rock idols
And right next to his TV
the largest amp you'll ever see
stood so high

Boy boy boy
speed guitar boy
Mad Guitar skill
like CC Deville

Boy boy boy
speed guitar boy
Boy boy boy
know who you are boy
Boy boy boy
you've gotten far boy
Boy boy boy
speed guitar boy
CC and Eddie
shaking in their knees

It was a sad day
that Speedy had to flee
and leave behind his legacy
for all the young ones to reach for
so speed guitar
could reign once more
And as the wee ones
grow their side burns
The neck of their guitar burns
in his name