We went skinny dippin’ when we weren’t that skinny
We hung out with Kevin and his girl Winnie
Say Hello to the Cast of the Wonder Years
Get an Autograph from Tears for Fears
Everybody wants to rule the world

Saw your Ex at 80’s night
Did you talk or did you fight?
or Did you synchronize dance to Men at Work?
Your Ex is such a Jerk
I wanna read all about it in your LJ in your LJ
I wanna hear all about it on your Myspace on your Myspace
Your Ex is such a Jerk he wont dance to Men at Work
Your Ex is sucha sucha Jerk

I hope you faint when your dancing to the Faint
I hope you get cancer when you listen to the Cure
I hope the Postal Service loses your mail
I hope Bret Michaels Poisons Your Well
I hope you burn in hell
I hope you burn in hell

I hope Metallica sues you for everything you’ve got
I hope Tom Petty Smokes all your Pot
I hope the Killers kill your fucking cat
I hope your to sexy for your hat