1-2-3-GO!

Plug it up, put it in, turn it on like
Outer space is where I shoot my missiles all night
Calling out for help from riflemen and snipers
Who comes to save the world but one they call Vic Viper
Kill the baddies, get the power-ups and use them well
The Bacterion are on a one way trip to hell
I got speed, I got bombs, got my shield too
If you messin' with my planet I will blast you

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
I will blast you
Plaster cast you
Fly right past you
Outer space is
A giant vacuum

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
I am the fuckin' bomb
So is this fuckin' song
If you say no you're wrong
Up here in outer space is where I belong

I save Gradius, all the time, from Bacterion
Max out my options, five lasers, will kill them dead

Where you at bitch?
I got my gat bitch
You smell like catfish

Lord British blasting from the harrier ship
I be gansta rollin' and be drinkin' my sip
Flyin' in the sky, I got two options at my side
Bacterions cringin' when they look at my ride
Got my missiles blastin', I be blowin' shit up
I be swervin' 'cause there's purple stuff in my cup
Shootin' all my lasers till they're wicked red hot
You know I love Bacterions... NOT!

I save Gradius, all the time, from Bacterion
Max out my options, five lasers, will kill them dead

Mother fucker shoot the core,
Aiming deep like it's a whore
Got my weapons fully charged
Now my cock has turned rock hard
Got a boner for some blastin'
Know Vic Viper's ever lastin'
Search the rough and find the diamond
Burst the core like it's a hymen

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
I will blast you
Plaster cast you
Fly right past you
Outer space is
A giant vacuum

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
I am the fuckin' bomb
So is this fuckin' song
If you say no you're wrong
Up here in outer space is where I belong

I save Gradius, all the time, from Bacterion
Max out my options, five lasers, will kill them dead