Step up into the ring
You might have just met your match
You can't control that thing
I will not take that chance

I am the red cape diver
You can talk that talk
Can you walk that walk
I am the red cape diver

Ah it fires torpedoes
Kiss your Lolita
Make sure she knows
You might die

Hug your bambinos
Had your last meal
Make sure they know you're scared

I'm so scared
I don't want to die
I don't want to die

Fire torpedoes
Kiss your Lolita
Make sure they know

Tell my mama, that I love her
Tell my papa the same thing
Gonna step up into the ring
Pray for me, I'm gonna need it

I am the red cape diver
Do you talk that talk
Do you walk that walk
I am the red cape diver

Ah it fires torpedoes
Kiss your Lolita
Make sure she knows
You might die

Hug your bambinos
Had your last meal
Make sure they know you're scared

I don't want to die
Please, don't let me die
Please, oh please, don't let me die

It fires torpedoes
Kiss your Lolita
Make sure she knows
You might die

Both of our eyes lock, eye to eye
Battle to the death, which one will die
I'm so scared I don't want my mom to die
Or my dad, or my dog, or my best friend

What if my boo boo died
What would I do without them
What would they do without me
What would I do without them

It fires torpedoes
I'm hit, I'm down

It fires torpedoes
Kiss your Lolita
Make sure she knows
You might die