Get crunk, get drunk, get fucked up
Throw your hands in the air, that’s what's up
Now pass me the forty, girl
I need to get drunk before it’s over, girl

So don’t you take this drink from me
I will knock you down on your knees
And make you lick my penis
Up and down, up and down

Up and down, back and forth
I’m making you my whore
Up and down, back and forth
Girl you will be my whore

I'm so fucked up
I'm so blah, blah, blah, blah
What the fuck
I'm so fucked up

Girl, I’m too drunk to drive, will you take me home tonight
You can be my sugar dumpling muffin baby pumpkin pie
So look into my eyes, do you really think I lie
Girl, I’m not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride

Drink up, drunk slut, you catch up
I’m too fucked up to stand up
I don’t drink to impress myself
I drink to wake up in your girlfriends house

And when I wake up in her bed
I tell that bitch to give me head
I make her lick my penis up and down, up and down

Up and down, back and forth
I’m making you my whore
Up and down, back and forth
Girl you will be my whore

I'm so fucked up
I'm so blah, blah, blah, blah
What the fuck
I'm so fucked up

Girl, I’m too drunk to drive, will you take me home tonight
You can be my sugar dumpling muffin baby pumpkin pie
So look into my eyes, do you really think I lie
Girl, I’m not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride

Girl, you know me, I’m O.G.
I will never fuck your friends.
You and me, we can be
Lovers 'til the very end (fuck that)

Girl, I’m too drunk to drive, will you take me home tonight
You can be my sugar dumpling muffin baby pumpkin pie
So look into my eyes, do you really think I lie
Girl, I’m not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride

Why don’t you take me away (x3)
I don’t want to leave without you
Continued (x4)