People my Age Have Kids
People my Age are Married and have Houses
People my Age [x 3]

People my Age Drink at Sports Bars
People my Age Hate Who they Are
People my Age [x 3]

People my Age don't Make Minimum Wage
Because they have real jobs (with Benefits)
People my Age have Shitty Songs on their Myspace Page
People my Age, my Age

People my age Fast food Consume
People my Age don't live in their mom's Sewing Room
People my Age [x 3]

People my age shower and shave
People my age don't masturbate 3 times a day
People my Age [x 3]

I heard you wrote a song that said
That I show my Dick to little kids
Well this song's about to say
My sister took your virginity

And the Biggest Joke that I ever Played
On the Bullies that beat the shit out of me
Was waiting 10 years till they had kids
And molesting them like the Priests did

People my age Have Fiancée's
When they use to bitch about all their friends that are getting married
All my Friends are Getting Married [x 3]
And I never felt so Awkward

People my age love Jesus Christ
and They say that He saved their live
(I say)
People my age are all Assholes
Bury them alive with Anna Nicole
People my Age [x A lot]