I fell in love with a robot,
and the color of her digital eyes.
She’s 5 foot 3, her lights are LED.
I got a great discount from the factory.

She never criticizes my lifestyle, or says to get a job.
She never says any of my jokes are stupid.
She totally relates to Batteries Not Included.

I wonder if she loves me.
I wonder if she cares.
All my friends want me to give her back, but I wouldn’t dare do that.
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints,
but she’s better than any girl that actually exists.

Because she literally was made for me.

I fell in love with a robot,
and now I’ll never have to be alone.
I know it sounds weird, but it’s a fact:
she’s a great substitute for human contact.

And every time my friends call to go out,
she says honey have fun!
But there’s no way I’m hanging out with the boys,
because tonight I have a hot date with my android.

I wonder if she loves me.
I wonder if she cares.
All my friends want me to give her back, but I wouldn’t dare do that.
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints,
but she’s better than any girl that actually exists.

Because she literally was made for me.


If this sounds like science fiction, it’s because you don’t have the facts.
Put yourself in my position: once you go cyborg, you don’t go back.

The warranty says if they break, they’ll fix ‘em.
They’ll even upgrade the operating system.

I wonder if she loves me.
I wonder if she cares.
All my friends want me to give her back, but I wouldn’t dare do that.
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints,
but she’s better than any girl that actually exists.

Because she literally was made for me.