[Intro]
Hey girl
I've got somethin real important to give you
So just sit down, and listen

[The Lonely Island]
Girl you know we've been together, such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line (WOWWWW)
You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin real
Wanna get you somethin from the heart
Somethin special girl

[Chorus]
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin (yeah)
And I got just the one
Somethin to show ya that you are second to none

[The Lonely Island]
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
One - cut a hole in a box
Two - put your junk in that box
Three - ake her open the box
And that's the way you do it

[Chorus]
It's my dick in a box!! .. My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl

[Outro]
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Midday at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box
Yeah well well well well well well well...
My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box~!