Eight o'clock monday night and I'm waiting,
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me,
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows, and the angels sing,
But she doesn't notice me,
'Cause she's watching wrestlin', creaming over tough guys,
Listening to rap, metal, turntables in her eyes,

It's like a bad movie, shes looking through me,
If you were me you'd be screaming someone shoot me,
As I fail miserably, trying to get the girl all the bad guys want,
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want.

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange,
Her CD changer's full of singers that're mad at their dad,
She says she'd like to score some reefer and forty,
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows, and the angels sing,
But she'll never notice me,
'Cause she's watching wrestling, creaming over tough guys,
Listening to rap, metal, turntables in her eyes,
She likes them with a moustache, race track season pass,
Driving in a trans-am, does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie, shes looking through me,
If you were me then you'd be screaming "Someone shoot me,"
As I fail miserably, trying to get the girl all the bad guys want,
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want,
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want,
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want.

There she goes again with fish nets on and dreadlocks in her hair,
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated,
All I wanted was to see her naked,

Now I'm watching wrestlin', tryin to be a tough guy,
Listening to rap, metal, turntables in my eyes,
I can't grow a moustache, and I ain't got no season pass,
All I've got's a moped, (moped, moped)

It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me,
If you were me then you'd be screaming "Someone shoot me,"
As I fail miserably, trying to get the girl all the bad guys want,
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want,
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want,
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want, (There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want, (There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want, (There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want