All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's get some applause.

Greetings all, hello. Welcome to my show.
I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle
8 balls at one time, I'm no fucking mime.
I play practical jokes, this squirting flower.
That wasn't flour that blew up your nose.
It's my special blend of Ex, Coke and K.
You should be okay in several hours.

He's got oversized shoes, and ill fitting clothes.
That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose.

I'm Cokie the Clown.
I will drag you down those 12 giant steps.
I brought you all presents.
Against good judgement, but being a good host.
You all have been dosed, the kettle corns been laced.
The punch has been lined you're having a great time,
but you might not recall from the heminol
in the lemonade, Cokie homemade...

He's the happiest clown with the biggest frown.
He's Cokie the Clown