Chorus:
It was a bad idea
but i had to follow thru
she had no idea what i wanted to do
It was a bad idea
but i had to hit it anyway

Doug:
Cand caught my eye when she walked by lookin' like a freak
i leaned over and kissed her on the cheak
i was being careful not to move too fast,
but she smiled when i gave her a backstage pass.
a real starfucker, she put me to the test,
then i noticed Doug Ray tattooed on her breast
i thought i was blessed to meet this treat
candy had a place right down the street
it didnt take long to achieve my goal
and i lost control of mind, body and soul

Chorus

Kaz:
Let me tell you how i got my puma's stolen
it was a summer day and the sky was golden
i was having a slice down on University
and in comes a cutie, about 5 foot 3
caught her checkin me out, so i flashed a smile
introduced myself cause thats my style
she said "yeah i know you, i love your cd,
i know all your rhymes, you're my favorite mc"
quick to the point no time at all
snuck on in to her residence hall
in ten minutes flat we was both butt naked
she was screaming and yelling yo i just couldnt' take it.
her roomate got pissed while we fucked on her bed
bitch stole my pumaz while i was getting head

Chorus

White Owl:
I can't believe i'm never ever gonna see you again,
you were more than a lover, you were also a friend.
the things i learned, in just one night,
when i say goodbye, it'll be alright, alright, alright!
Now people let me tell you bout this girl Suzanne
met her at the bar and i was like Goddamn!
she didn't have a man, no drink in her hand,
bought her a shot and took her back to the van.
she was tall, slim and tan. a White Owl fan,
asked if i would take part in some perverted plan?
she dropped her skirt, she had another head.
i lost my pride in that groupie's bed...

Chorus.