Gonna send those welfare bums right back to work
Gonna start a war before 84
Start a dirty war in El Salvador
Gonna start a war before 84
Gonna back the contras and apartheid
Gonna start a war before 84
Then I'll win the election by a landslide

Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Let’s get together build a neutron bomb
(Ronnie and Mags)
Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags
Let’s go to Grenada and glorify our flags

Gonna privatize, shut down some mine
Gonna start a war before 84
Gonna back Khmer Rouge and apartheid
Gonna start a war before 84
Feed a slice of cake to Bobby Sands
Gonna start a war before 84
Spend a holiday in the Falklands

(Maggie and Ron)
Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Gonna get the hostages from Iran
(Ronnie and Mags)
Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags
Let’s go to Grenada and the Falklands

Don’t stop

Ronnie and Mags, Denis and Mags
We know exactly who is wearing the pants
(Maggie and Ron)
Denis and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Let’s have a force and build a neutron bomb