I saw a friend just the other day
He didn't have too much to say
He looked crazy, he looked ashamed
He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed
And then he tried to run away
From some chick that was coming this way
I think I thought I knew who she was
A little junkie whore that's a big ugly scuz
I didn't have to go to far
Flashed 20 bucks and then she got in the car
Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
I tried to give her money
And put her family through school
'Cause she's a real tough mama when she wears women's clothes
Everybody knows she's got a bone through her nose
She's really hot, he's hawking snot
But when she gets home, Daddy's all over her twat
Pre-skool prostitute
All the drugs that you can shoot
Pre-skool prostitute
Slave to the brute
I finally gave up, let her do what she please
Wouldn't have sex with her 'cause I got a disease
But she told me a sad story 'bout a family in woe
She was getting fingered by her Daddies big toe
He was the first
It was the worst
She came in a limo and she left in a hearse
She became five
She's still alive
Better call the bug man 'cause your twat is a hive
Pre-skool prostitute
All the drugs that you can shoot
Pre-skool prostitute
Slave to the brute
Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool
I tried to give her money
And put her family through school
She's a real tough mama and she wears women's clothes
Everybody knows she's got a bone through her nose
You're barely out of diapers and you're wearing a wig
You might be a baby but you smell like a pig
She got to five she's still alive
Better call the bugman 'cause your twat is a hive
A naughty nanny
Your grumpy Granny
A rusty tire iron hanging out her fanny
Oh... you little English school girl you
Vengeance is mine
Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken...
Pre-skool prostitute