He comes back from another round
Thinking he is hearing his favorite song
But he gets back in the crowd
Not even the band will sing along
The bartenders are afraid to give him more
Hearing these words, they know what's in store
"Give me the ale and I will outdrink Thor
And there won't be one body left on the dance floor"
Drunk punk! drunk punk!
He's mean, he's loud, he's lewd
Drunk punk! drunk punk!
He came, he saw, he puked
Drunk punk! drunk punk!
Let's give a rebel shout
Cuz he'll never live through one more night
Drinking all that stout!
Whatever has happened to the drunk punk now?
He was taken down by the men in the crowd
Maybe he'll think before he drinks all that booze
Cuz when you get drunk on blood it means you loose
[album dedication: This one goes out to all the drenched and stumbling underage drunkpunks of Fort Wayne, Indiana. Fuck the world!]
Drunk punk! drunk punk!
He's mean, he's loud, he's lewd
Drunk punk! drunk punk!
He came, he saw, he puked
Drunk punk! drunk punk!
Let's give a rebel shout
Cuz he'll never live through one more night
Drinking all that stout!