One night in a cold sweat
I heard the call
so without fear and free from fright
I walked tall
As I crept the passages
only just but faint
in and out of the central heating
it came and then went
Samantha Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha oh Samantha dear
but ooh she slept on
Well I've itched a thousand itches
but this one tops them all
while crouched down with an ear to the ground
I saw the call.
Springing up in disbelief
the suspension spilt
and peering in a bathroom mirror
hung the men with guilt
Samantha Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha oh Samantha dear
but ooh she slept on
One night in a cold cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall.
Samantha Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha oh Samantha dear
But
Samantha Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha oh Samantha dear
but ooh
There were all sorts of funny faces
being pulled
but mine was the funniest face of them all