I know it's brutal when your rides all looking rusty
But if them tires shine that's what matters, dog, trust me
Cats they bust on me, say I'm way too fussy
Cuz I Armor All the dash daily, I can't stand it dusty
Even though the payments later than my rent, b
My ride'll stay on shine while my gas tank stay on empty
Whether you in a 'vette, Jetta or Beretta
Even a grocery-go-getta, Armor All make it look better
Roll on 15s with a stock stereo system
Fronting like I'm paid while the whip it be on glisten
I'm even spraying air freshner to the liking
But always grab the orange and black bottle with the viking (with the viking)

(Get your shit sprayed quick!)
Armor All
Spray it, wipe it, shine it up

On the weekends the freaks they come up speak
To the cats in Jeeps and Lincolns, drinking and tree-stinking
Look who the hoes go to most and I bet
It's the cat who got they tires on some fucking soaking wet shit
And got they chrome buffed, talking on they phone just
Laid back, one time I rolled up on glazed doughnuts
Use Armor All in the winter when it's nipply
And put it on the steering wheel to make sure that it's slippery
I used to know a cat named Dred who pushed a red 'Vette
Put Armor All on the stick, seats and even headrests
Cupholders, doorjambs and rubber bumpers
Just to claim "I'm shinier than y'all motherfuckers"
Whether you rolling ground effects on a Lex or
Even if you're rolling in the 84 Escort
Fire up a vacuum, crack yourself a damn brew
And Armor All that whip till that shit'll look like brand new

(Get your shit sprayed quick!)
Armor All
Spray it, wipe it, shine it up

C'mon c'mon shine it up. Paradime. DJ Mark EP. Beats at WIll Records. Spare tires. Even put Armor All on the spare.