Ain't nothing like a cold brew
Ain't nothing like a cold Guinney
Everybody pay attention, cuz this may sound weird
It's like the way that Para-D fell in love with a beer
Ain't your average type of clear beer, though
This ones thick
And that's word to the foam dripping off of my lip
And although some people say that the Guinness
It make 'em sick
I don't even understand that shit, word 'em up
I drink it every night, whether I'm off or on the mic
Buy it by the bottle, order it up by the pint
There's no better testament to what God has made
Then watching a fresh pint of Guinness on the draft cascade
I'm a slave to the Guinney, never order a Bud
A Miller, son there's nothing iller than a class of the mud

You're my one and only love, when I'm at the pub
Oh Guinness, from start to finish
I will never find another brew that I love like you
Oh Guinness, from start to finish

Cuz I ain't into all that Hennessy
But you can find me up at Innis Free
Like, "Yo Mickey, Guinness me"
And I'll be watching as he fill up my glass
Grab my wallet from my ass for some piece of cash
And it seem like it last for years for the foam to clear
Hurry up, dog, and hand me that beer
Here's a fiver
It tastes like Godiva
Blackens my saliva
Still there ain't another drink that's liver
That's why after every sip
I lick my upper lip
Cuz Guinney it be the whip
That's why I drink about six
And it never make me sick
Because the Guinness, it love me back
All I need is a brew and a sack and I'll be lovely
The glass be looking at my hand like "Man, c'mon hug me!"
Guinness, you beautiful, I don't care if they say you ugly
That's why I'd never trade you for nothin'
That's word to St. James' Gate in Dublin

You're my one and only love, when I'm at the pub
Oh Guinness, from start to finish
I will never find another brew that I love like you
Oh Guinness, from start to finish

One more time, Chunky John B
You're my one and only love when I'm at the pub
Oh Guinness, from start to finish
I will never find another brew that I love like you
Oh Guinness, I asked for you for Christmas, and I got it too!